FORTUNE FAVOURS THE FABULOUS : LUCK & ABUNDANCE CRYSTAL SET

Tired of being broke, unlucky, and manifesting nothing but disappointment? Stop crying into your cheap wine, bitch, this crystal set is here to pimp-slap the universe into showering you with cash, luck, and good vibes

Here’s your shiny-ass lineup:

Green Jade – The ultimate money-whore crystal. Pulls in cash, opportunity, and all that “rich bitch energy” you keep trying to manifest while eating instant noodles.

Amethyst – Your spiritual bouncer. Blocks bad juju, keeps you calm, and makes sure you don’t blow your blessings on dumb shit.

Tiger’s Eye – Courage, power, and “I’m the boss, bitch” vibes. Basically rocket fuel for your ambition.

Citrine – Golden sunshine vibes. Attracts abundance, success, and happiness so good people will wonder what cult you joined.

The Vibe: Stop begging the universe like a sad little gremlin. Demand your fucking fortune, because you’re fabulous and you deserve it.