Your magic’s not subtle, so why the fuck should your crystals be?

Labradorite is here to drag your tired-ass energy out of the gutter and blast you full of cosmic magic. This shimmering little fucker is packed with healing vibes for your body, mind and soul. It kicks fear, anxiety, and chaotic bullshit thinking straight to the curb, leaving your mind sharp as hell and crystal-fucking-clear. It's the ultimate stone for providing a strong protective shield against negative energies and boosts wisdom and intuition like the mystical queen it is.

Feeling low, heavy, or emotionally cooked?

This beauty will help you find light when everything feels dark and messy as fuck.

Each one comes with:

✨ A pouch

✨ My usual no-bullshit description card

✨ Enough mystical sass to make you feel spiritually superior in public.