Covering My Magical Arse

The Boring But Necessary Shit

All info about the metaphysical properties of crystals is for reference only. It's based on cultural history, modern interpretations, and my own experience with these magical little powerhouses.

Let's get one thing straight-these shiny rocks aren't your magic pill for anxiety or a fucking replacement for therapy.

If you think they'll fix your liver or cure your mental health issues, you're barking up the wrong tree. They're energetic allies, not miracle workers! Use them to vibe up your life, not as a crutch for real medical care. Trust your body and listen to healthcare professionals.

Grab your crystals, be formidable, and remember - intent matters. But don't forget:

These rocks heal energy, not infections.