COSMIC CONDOMS : PROTECTION CRYSTAL SET
£10.99
Tired of shitty vibes crawling up your ass? This Protection Crystal Set is so strong it scares the fuckery away.
Smoky Quartz = negativity hoover.
The bouncer of bad vibes. Kicks negativity out and buries it six feet under.
Obsidian = crystal bouncer.
A black hole for bullshit. Hunts down toxic crap like it owes rent.
Tiger’s Eye = own the room confidence.
Big dick confidence in crystal form. Sharp, fearless, and bullshit-proof.
Sodalite = brain chill pill.
Calm but savage. Keeps your head clear and your clapbacks sharp.
Protection so savage it makes negative energy cry for its mummy and crawl back into the void, who doesn’t need a bit of that? Especially when it’s wrapped up in a little black box of ‘fuck-you’ fabulousness 🎁
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