CALM YOUR TITS BITCH : CALMING & GROUNDING CRYSTAL SET

For when your brain won’t stop screaming and you’re two seconds away from throat-punching someone in Aldi.

Inside this glorious f*ck-off set:

Sodalite – Tells your brain to stop being a drama queen. Helps with clarity, focus, and not crying in public like a hot mess.

Rose Quartz – Basically emotional duct tape. Glues your broken heart together and reminds you to stop being a self-loathing gremlin.

Snowflake Obsidian – Your no-bullsh*t bouncer. Kicks out bad vibes, clears your head, and says “nah, bitch” to negative crap.

Howlite – Valium in rock form. Puts your rage-goblin ass in timeout so you can finally chill without plotting murder.

Why you need this: Because your mental state is currently on fire, and these bad boys will drag you back down to Earth before you lose your last brain cell.

Get the CALM YOUR TITS, BITCH set now. Your future self (and everyone around your chaotic ass) will thank you.